I'm sorry if this looks like a case of a blogger flogging a dead horse, but the more I look at the Tutis catalogue, the more "delights" I find (for earlier ventures into this strange parallel universe of hopelessness, see here and here).
First, here are some covers that could best be grouped together under the title 'Geographical Fuckwittery'.
And here are some masterful Thomas Hardy covers. I thank sharp-eyed Rich Cousins for spotting the best of these. As he says, the cover of Wessex Tales features guitarist Slash from the ridiculous band Guns 'N' Roses, stolen from the cover of computer game Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock.
'There's a trumpet-major... in my pants!' is a famous chat-up line in Wessex.
I'm really going to try to leave Tutis alone after this, but I can't make any promises.