Wednesday, 25 November 2009

GOD BLESSING ME TO BEAST FEED MY BABIES

 

In the olden days the mad person with a message and idiosyncratic punctuation they desperately needed to share was usually reduced to using a photocopier, staples and handing stuff out on street corners. Now, for a mere hundreds of dollars, Authorhouse will take your message to the world.



A sample page (click to enlarge): bear in mind this thing is 648 pages long, and contains not one lower-case letter.




It's almost as bad as the stuff I have to edit at work.

15 comments:

Derek said...

Check out the Amazon page, including the price and the customer reviews:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1425992609

JRSM said...

$150?!!! Holy cats!

The Amazon sales rank is #8,370,490. I wonder if there are any books lower?

BookieMonster said...

That is one catchy title.

Bookiemonster said...

I just fell over laughing...

What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item?

11% buy... Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!!

JRSM said...

I missed that! That Amazon page just keeps on giving. Love some of the reviews, too.

BookieMonster said...

Oh my, it certainly does:

Tags Customers Associate with This Product
wtf(606)
crazy(336)
amazon oddities(267)
caplocks are evil(202)
fap fap fap(134) (!!!) hahaha

Christy Pinheiro, EA ABA said...

OMG! Thanks for the laugh-- this is hilarious,

CAUSTIC COVER CRITICS ARE GREAT

Bob Fingerman said...

The kick in the balls for someone like me is the most reviews I've ever racked up on Amazon for one book is eleven. Clearly to seduce the Amazon buying public I need to be batshit insane and just type with my fists with caps lock engaged. Oh, and bang on about God and sin and, um, beast milk.

Deb said...

A favorite saying in our family: "There are 57 kinds of crazy, and she's 56-1/2 of them."

Derek said...

amazon oddities (267)

This is just wild. Follow the link to other products tagged "amazon oddities," and you come across this:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0595094724

Do the CLICK TO LOOK INSIDE thing, then take a look at part 1, page 1, first paragraph.

Another gem from Author Solutions.

Christy Pinheiro, EA ABA said...

This is the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you, thank you!

JRSM said...

Derek, that is wonderful! And I'm also enjoying the same author's 'Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a after His Death'. Plus, at $12.95, these 2 books are much better value than the beast milk book. I think my Christmas shopping just sorted itself out.

Ben said...

With its ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME thing, poor standard of self-editing and extremist approach to sexual relations, this book actually ends up reminding me of all the Lydia Lunch / Henry Rollins type 'transgressive' poetry I used to subject myself to as a misguided youth.

I always find the idea of books written in capitals inherently hilarious, regardless of the subject matter. Why, people are sure to pay attention to me IF I JUST SHOUT (FOR SIX HUNDRED PAGES)!

peotomy said...

As a card-carrying pederastian, I gotta say this book is hitting the top of the giftgiver list for all of my heteroslexualy birfth-corntrolled sinfooll godless and childrenless friennds. Their bugjet savings alone for condons and IDUs and pills will pay for this Sprite-filleted book.
P.s. Do read the revues--THEY 2 CHUNNEL the HoLEY GODMINDEDNESS of the LOURD.

PpSS. Whoever found out this book should win a Pulizzer price. I read it and and signed up for a peotomy or peoectomy since the regular peostomy isnt good enough any moor. Salve our priestly marrages!

Leigh said...

Beast feeding… (laughing) … like Rosemary's Baby.