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| 12 Across: Fuck Off (4, 3) |
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| The courage to be kicked in the head by a wet horse |
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| 50 Random Nouns |
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| Nothing says "erotic" like a bent, diseased prick |
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| A rare example amongst these books of a pun that makes actual sense |
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| This may have been the highlight of somebody's modelling career |
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| Yes, this seems a sensible topic to shoe-horn a title based on witless erotica into |
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| 50 Shades of Not Knowing How the English Language Works |
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| Terrifying, but not in the way they think |
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| Jozi is slang for "syphilitic discharge" |
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| They go in as cucumbers, they come out as gherkins |
7 comments:
Oh Lord. I don't want to live.
I'm sure there'll be a book called '50 Shades of Euthanasia' before too long.
Probably Jonathan Chamberlain, having been once told that the Bible was the most successful bestseller of all times, first considered calling the sequel of his first book « The Cancer Survivor’s Bible: Now The Secret code Unveiled! », then had an afterthought after reading the latest bestsellers list.
I'm in '50 shades of agony', I laughed so hard!
Tororo, I suspect you're right. A few years ago he would have called it 'Harry Potter and the Chemotherapy of Azerbaijan'.
Anon, I thank you.
Just stay out of my way, 50 Shades of Grey, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say!
Or we could just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, or lay by the bay? We just may! Whatta ya say?
Welcome to the death of the publishing industry
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